• View of Thames Barrier

  • Quiz night fun on the river Thames

  • Quiz night with Matt Brown on a City Cruises boat


The Big London River Quiz

Bring your anorak and join the fun as London's finest know-it-alls tussle to top each other with tales of the Thames.

Hear the stories and learn what you never knew about London's mighty river in a liquid history lesson like no other.

Matt Brown, an editor-at-large for Londonist, will test your knowledge in a Thames-themed river quiz, as we cruise through the heart of London along the River Thames.

You’ll be joined by Sea Shanty band The Snottledogs and Yeoman Warder (Beefeater) Andy Merry, welcoming you on board the Big London River quiz night. 

You are in with a chance to win lots of amazing prizes to win. Let the fun begin!

Your ticket includes:

  • 2 hour cruise from/to Westminster Pier
  • Views of the heart of London from the Thames
  • A fun Big London River quiz with question master Matt Brown, an editor at large for Londonist, joined by Sea Shanty band The Snottledogs and Yeoman Warder (Beefeater) Andy Merry
  • Licensed cash/card bar available


Totally Thames: The Big London River Quiz

Cruise Details

Cruise Days


Wednesday, 27 September 


Cruises leave at 19.45 (boarding at 19.30) from Westminster Pier. The boat returns at 21.45. 

Ticket Prices

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We recommend teams of four for the best experience, but singles and couples are also welcome.