• View of Thames Barrier

  • Quiz night fun on the river Thames

  • Quiz night with Matt Brown on a City Cruises boat


Totally Thames Quiz on a Boat

Bring your anorak and join the fun as two of London's finest know-it-alls tussle to top each other with tales of the Thames.

Hear the stories and learn what you never knew about London's mighty river in a liquid history lesson like no other.

Matt Brown, an editor at Londonist, will test your grey matter with fantastic questions as we cruise through the heart of London along the River Thames.

Your ticket includes:

  • 2 hour cruise from/to Tower Pier
  • Views of the heart of London from the Thames
  • A fun quiz with question master Matt Brown, an editor at large for Londonist
  • Licensed cash/card bar available


Totally Thames: The Big London River Quiz

Cruise Details

Cruise Days


Wednesday, 27 September 


Cruises leave at 19.45 (boarding at 19.30) from Tower Pier. The boat returns at 21.45. 

Ticket Prices

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